Man Behaving Dadly – Deranged Lunacy 4 – The Police!

Just a short interlude to our regular programming while we talk about some crimes that have been occuring! Serious crimes that people should be arrested for!

All those of a nervous disposition may wish to not read any further as I am about to show you the horrific thing that has clearly broken every single law!

It’s horrendous I know! Some terribly bad person on Tattle has been dabbling in satire and used Simon Harris and Kirsty O’Calloghan and “up the garden path” in place of the original words and people that were on the front of posters for The Salt Path.

Simon has reported this to the police.

As we have already established on the previous post, i’m nothing but a pair of walking breasts, but i’m struggling to see how satirising a poster with two people who were working together is showing Simon having an affair with an ex colleague.

Though I do agree with you Simon on how terrible it would be if your wife or children would stumble upon it in the future, I can’t think of anything worse!

Simon, it is now that I do feel I have to commend you on protecting your children throughout your very public social media career, with absolutely nothing that they may see in the future, or given your eldest is now at secondary school, now.

As for Tattle, Simon has opened my eyes and I think you should all be reported to the police for exercising your article 10 rights. It’s disgusting, truly disgusting what you do to poor ickle innocent Simon. Please reign in what you post, i’ll show you how to protect Simon’s kids from ever seeing anything that may make them upset. This is how you should be posting, these are Simon’s posts, so follow his lead.

Bit annoyed with myself with this one, i’ve somehow managed to obscure the name of the child, not once, but twice, it’s almost like I’ve accidently protected the child’s privacy more than his own father.

Given that i’m just a pair of walking boobs, I can’t figure out how to change it. This is how you do it Tattle, obviously without accidently blocking out the name of the child, that’s my bad.

What wife wouldn’t want their husband talking about sex all over social media? What child would not like to find the above one day? Or even better, have their friends at school find it. Tattle, I hope you are making notes here, i’m trying to teach you to do better.

I’m going to have to drop the sarcasm now as there is nothing funny about what follows.

The following is easily searchable on Google, and Facebook.

Simon, you are turning something that is non sexual into something very sexual in the grossest way possible. That’s your daughter you are talking about.

This is a link to his website.

Lip kissing your own daughter is only weird if you use tongues and play soft jazz

Simon, what I am actually hoping for here is for this to be a dead link in a short amount of time, and you take the article down. The article contains a photo of your daughter.

You wrote these words Simon, on an article that displays a photo of you kissing your daughter.

There is a photo of you kissing your daughter along with those words. I’m now far away from the sarcasm of the start of this post. If you think an ai photo of you and Kirsty will upset your wife and children, but you are fine with this being out there for them to find, or even worse, your daughters school friends/teachers/other parents to find, there has to be something seriously wrong with you. This is not you as a father protecting your children.

You reported a satirical ai picture to the police under the guise that it may upset your wife and children if they ever find it. Yet i’ve just posted 3 posts by you which would cause greater distress to your wife and children if they ever found them, or if their peers ever found them. Children don’t stay young forever, your eldest is in secondary school now, it’s hard even when your father hasn’t put your childhood online. Let alone some of the things you have written about as detailed above.

I could have picked out so many more examples to post here, the ones I chose weren’t even the worst, apart from the kissing one but that goes without saying.

I’d ask if you have reported me to the police yet, but i’d say that is a certainty despite me not breaking any laws, just little old me, well not so little, you saw the photo of my breasts, exercising my article 10 rights.

Just to clarify, it was me exercising my article 10 rights, my breasts weren’t, though they are well within their rights to exercise their article 10 rights.

You disgusting me Simon.

I’ll leave you with this.